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Flights of imagination are great, and British Columbia real estate prices will get you there eventually.  Then reality sets in and social afford-abliltiy. Testing the waters in troubling times for such an ambitious venture can be obscure at best.

I’m going on a World Cruise!

Actually, I’m not, but I wanted to see how it felt to get those words out there.

Bucket list's are now in. Activities like skydiving, the Grouse Grind, running a marathon or to travel into space are high-up on the dream list.  A World Cruise would be one of those things that I know I could live with but know I'll never get my butt off the pier.

So, let’s pretend! What cruise will it be?

World itineraries range from 132 nights aboard Cunard's Queen Mary Two from New York to New York or to a staggering 180 days aboard Oceania Cruises. Six month's, that’s obstacle number one - without income. While I do know that my company will grant a leave of absence under special circumstances, I’m doubtful that a World Cruise is among them.

I am single and male, so maternity leave is out of the question and would only get me three months off the job. So unless I want to play the gender system and borrow the nieghbors kid for "Bring Your Child to Work Day", I seriously doubt I could pull it off.

Suck it up — If I’m going to dream and see the world, I’m getting a suite and I’m going all out for an all-inclusive like Silversea or Crystal so I don’t end up with a bar tabGreat Wall China that exceeds the cost of passage. If I’m in places like Los Angeles and Singapore and Shanghai and Sydney, I’ll be drinking fancy drinks and not unsweetened iced tea.

So how does one pack for a World Cruise? Laundry really cuts into social sun time. Stock up on a family sized tube of tooth paste and large shampoo. Onboard overpriced mini-versions of essentials like deodorant and shampoo are definitely out. Clothes? I’m not concerned as much with the garments as their size. Months of eating three full meals a day and desserts, to say nothing of the booze and meals in exotic ports, demand tolerant giving waistlines. To my mind, 20 ports of call should see affordable clothes shopping on the way. Cuts down on the laundry time too. Better to do shopping.

Salish Eagle - BC FeriesFinally, I have to decide who will accompany me on my World Cruise because, even if I’m only fantasizing, there’s no way I’m forking over a single supplement for such a pricey journey. I’m not even sure I could tolerate anyone else in close quarters for that long a time.

Yes, there are a few obstacles to overcome before I set off on my multi-month voyage around the globe.

In the meantime, I will take advantage our own Ferry System to access and explore the coastal island communities in British Columbia.